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$18.74 $24.99
**PURCHASE BEFORE 12/10/23 TO RECEIVE BY CHRISTMAS**
**(( Please keep in mind that, while our production times may not be drastically effected by the holidays, shipping times may be. While we have very limited control over shipping delays, we can do our best to communicate these potential delays by recommending purchase deadlines to make sure your items are delivered in time to be wrapped :) ))**
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Hello, and thanks for not asking for the manager. That's so big of you.
**SNAPS FOR YOU!**
Here are the instructions. I wrote them in crayon, but if you still need help, send us a message.
STEP 1-) Photos - Check 'em.
STEP 2-) Colors - Pick 'em.
STEP 3-) If you need something customized, confirm prior to ordering.
STEP 4-) Add the item to your cart.
STEP 5-) Proceed to the checkout line.
*If you purchase more than one item, you will likely receive the items in separate shipments because we try really hard to get your sh*t to you as fast as possible. Unfortunately, Etsy makes it impossible for you all to view multiple tracking numbers for a single order but, because I like your sense of humor, and sense of style, I'll provide both of the tracking numbers in a message once your complete order has shipped.
**SNAPS FOR US!**
About Your Stuff:
- This is a Gildan UNISEX Softstyle tshirt. Unisex tshirts are based on men's sizing but PLEASE, for the love of strawberry ice cream, check the size chart included in the listing photos. We will not accept returns or exchanges because something did not fit.
- Designs are printed using DTG printing methods involving high-quality, premium ink.
- Handmade in the USA. Designed and shipped from our warehouse in Florida.
- Durable, extremely soft, stylish, vibrant colored and made in ecofriendly process.
Care/Washing Instructions:
This isn't some mass-produced product you buy at a retail store, so YES, you should probably be more careful about how you wash it. I'd probably turn it inside out, put the temp on cold, and avoid dry cleaning it, ironing it directly on the design, or using bleach because, well, surely by now you know that you shouldn't use bleach on colors.
Return Policy:
Every item is made to order. YOUR item is made for YOU. Because you are so special, and each item is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is mistake on our side. But if you have any issues with your order, please send us a message.
Order Cancellations:
Cancellations are allowed 60 minutes after an order is placed.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Privacy policy
Information I Collect
To fulfil your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example), if you contact me directly.
Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
- As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
- When you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time;
- If necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
- As necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest to improve my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
- Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
- Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
- Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
- Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.
Data Retention
- I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.
Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU
- I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction. If I am deemed to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.
Your Rights
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:
- Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
- Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
- Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
- Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.